051508

 Mathews, VA

Thursday May 15, 2008

     6:11am  I got eight hours of sleep.

     8:46am  This morning I woke up and I had to take a shit real bad. So I went and found a secluded spot and dug a whole with my heel and covered it up. Afterwards, I had a sewing project to do. My boots needed work again. These are going to last forever, or until the sole wears out. Laura woke up and she smoked me out. She got her head straight and we're going to work on the barn. Umm, the shed. It's not a barn. It could be a barn, but it's not. It's just a shed. A storage compartment. Alright, we're wearing our respirators.

     11:00am  We had a very productive time cleaning out the shed.
                  
     5:45pm  I should make an entry. I haven't made any entries today. I think I made a couple this morning. Let's see, today I helped Laura a lot. We've got that shed cleaned out good. I took pictures of all the work we did. Oh yeah, I have to take a picture of the front porch. Right now for the first time I tried on one of these new WPTMJ shirts Aaron got made for me. They're awesome! At first I didn't like it because WORLD PEACE wasn't that big, but MARIJUANA stands out big time. These are fifty dollar shirts again. I'm going to see how people react to them in the city. I'm going to go to New York with this shirt.

                   Be sure to replace any mention of Majorana with Marijuana.

                   As far as amenities go, we have a trailer to live in here. So the second night we were here we didn't have to sleep out in the cold, like the first night we were here. The guy Laura bought the trailer from was nice enough to fill up the water tanks on it. We have plenty of drinking water. We could even take showers. Well, we won't waste the water on showers. We can use the sink and stuff though. We've got it down pretty good. We've got a working gas stove and a working natural gas refrigerator. We're roughing it in style. I'm having a blast. Laura is beautiful. I love her to death. I love listening to her talk. She's really smart.

     7:04pm  I forgot to tell you. We came to the Food Lion. Man, people are loving my new shirt. I've already given out my webpage to these kids who said badass shirt.

     7:32pm  I feel so honored and so pleased and happy. We had this trailer magically delivered to us the second day we were here. It's raining now and we've got an awesome indoor theatre. We're watching this movie I downloaded in Gulfport 10,000 B.C. Thanks for helping me live this dream, Laura.

     11:21pm  I am going to bed. I had a great night with Laura. We had a really good day. My mermaid.

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