052208

Washington, VA

Thursday May 22, 2008

     6:46am  I got 7.02 hours of sleep last night. I'm going to build a fire. It's chilly right now.

     9:20am  I am leaving for the day. I'm just going to go for a walk. I don't know. I'm going to call the police station and call the hospitals. I'm worried about my mermaid. I hope she's okay.

     9:46am  I just walked up to Lee Highway, 211, I think. I'm turning right. I'm going to walk to the library.

     10:01am  I am at the library. I'm going to sit down and eat and smoke before I go in.

                     The nice librarian was nice enough to call the police about Laura for me. They haven't heard from her at all.

     11:46am  I just got a ride into town from Landry from the library. He offered me a ride. I told him my story. He didn't smoke weed or nothing, but he listened to it up until They didn't call them peace pipes for nothing and then he dropped me off. I told him to check out my website. I'm at the post office right now. I wonder where Laura is.

                     Landry let me take his picture too. I might walk to the store, or maybe if I can dig through Mary's ashtray again.

                     I'm walking down Main Street and I found me a tennis ball on the ground! Perfect.

     12:22pm  I didn't tell you, I walked to the only store in this town and I was able to make one snipe-rat. I'm going to walk back. I've been asking everyone if they know Laura Marijuana. I'm going to go back to Mary's house and dig through her ashtray again.

     12:37pm  I scored an almost full pouch after raiding Mary's ashtray again.

                     The nice lady at the store gave me some paper clips. I just took my very last hit of resin.

     12:42pm  Here is Laura! At long last! Laura Majorana. I was so worried about you, Laura. I called the cops and everything.

     12:57pm  We came back to our camp. I want to get a hold of Jayme in Morgantown. I'm going to eat some of this food that I got, ha.

                     Holy shit, all these synchronous events are happening. I just got a hold of Jayme. She told me, "You know what, man? I just totaled my car." She said she rolled it off a hill and that it was standing up on it's nose. First thing I asked her was if she was alright. She said she wasn't hurt at all. Dude, if I would've connected with Laura before that, Jayme was supposed to come pick me up last night. If I would've connected with Laura Jayme probably wouldn't have gotten in that wreck. She would've been on her way to get me. Jayme said the only thing that was tying her down to her car was her job. So now that the car is out of the picture, she doesn't have to work anymore. She's wants to take off traveling with me! She says she's got the whole town waiting for me! I told her, "Well then, that's my sign to take off traveling to Morgantown. If it's only three hours away I will probably get there today. Awesome. Hell yeah, everything's falling into place. Thank you, Love, so much for giving me Laura again, making me whole once more.

                     See, Laura had told me she was going to be gone for two days and I totally forgot. I was probably stoned, hehe. Laura smoked me out rowdy. We smoked a couple bowls in the tent. I had fun by myself these past couple days. I can show you before and after pictures of the cleaning job I did here.
                     When I look back these couple days that I've been stressing about Laura, I've been having fun. I've been walking around all independent and I have a place to go home. I have a huge ass tent to sleep in. I built a fire and everything and just entertained myself. Now I'm so excited because everything is falling into place with Jayme and everything, with her getting in a wreck.

     1:59pm  We just took off. We're going to go to Brenda's and take showers. I really hope my pack is alright. I strapped it on top of the Pathfinder.

     2:23pm  Laura brought me over to Brenda's to take a shower. Brenda was nice enough to let me have this orange Picchouli one.

     6:12pm  I forgot to tell you, we came over to Bob's house again. He wasn't home the other day when we stopped by. I totally had a different picture of this guy in my head. He's like an old hippie with a beard and stuff. He made a fortune in investments and he lives in a big wooden house in the woods. Laura said he never spent a dime. Anyway, it was really challenging getting him to listen to my story. He just wouldn't listen. We went for a walk on his property and he just couldn't stay on my story. He was being distracted by everything and pointing at stuff. It was just blatant ignorance. He's just programmed.

                   Oh yeah, Laura gave me a new hat. A black wool beanie. That's awesome.

     8:39pm  We are leaving from Brenda's. Fool's Folley Farm.

     12:55am  Laura and I had our farewell. A tantric lovemaking session. I love you, Laura.

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